I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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