# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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