I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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