I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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