But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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