plz talk dirty to me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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