so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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