I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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