Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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