is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
