her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
