I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
