i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dignity is for republicans.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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