the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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