You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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