Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
