I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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