It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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