she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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