you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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