hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
