Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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