clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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