I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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