So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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