You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
