Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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