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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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