Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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