Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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