I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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