Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it glows. i had to have it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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