And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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