if i can run in heels then i can drive
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
This is the high leading the old right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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