would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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