how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
