i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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