Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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