Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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