So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
