she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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