ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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