I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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