All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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