I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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