It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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