I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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