How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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