Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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