Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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