Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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