Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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